Picture in your head what the average non grime fan imagines the average grime fan to look like
If you’re struggling with that, let me show you. With a bit of help from the Google image search:
And to be fair, a lot of white mcs do seem to have an affinity for the ‘cheap sportswear’ look. But who cares right, it’s about the music. So I care, when I hear shit like Lauren Mason. People seem to be trying to support her to push a bit of female influence into grime, try and get a softer touch, but fucking listen to her. She’s butchered Rusko’s Cockney Thug sending for Loudmouth. For fuck’s sake, I know grime’s a lot about sending and clashing, war dubs are awesome. This is fucking awful. I would love to see a live clash between Lauren Mason and anyone. Anyone at all. Even MC Hotwheels would dead her.
Lauren Mason is the musical equivalent of being pregnant at 13 to get a council flat.









